Saturday, May 4, 2013
For those of you that haven't visited the North Carolina Zoo in Asheboro, it is the most beautiful zoo I have ever seen. It is new. It is huge. And it is clean. And the animal exhibits are vast. It makes the San Francisco Zoo look like something scary and gross which it kind of is. Even though they've tried to update it and make the exhibits nicer after that tiger attack, it is still small and pretty stinky.
After a long day of walking and walking and walking, it is 1,371 acres big after all, we stopped for a few minutes of play at the playground before leaving. After all the whining and moaning about being so tired, it was amazing to watch the kids sprint to the playground with all this newly found energy. A dad standing near me reached into his pocket to pull out his cell phone and his hunting knife fell out. Yup, it looked just like the one pictured here. I wondered why he would need a hunting knife on a trip to a local zoo and as I was wondering that his wife said in a hiss, "why do you have your hunting knife with you?" As he leisurely stooped to pick it up and put it back in his pocket, he casually replied, "You never know what kind of shit is going to go happen when you are at the zoo.".
I wondered as we left if he meant with the kids or with the animals.