When I lived in Portland I used to go every day to this block downtown where they had these amazing food carts. I loved King Burrito and this Indian food cart. I could only get my buddy Pat McDade to join me occasionally for a spicy biryani and spinach paneer or some daal with spicy chutney and samosas but every time I would indulge I would spend the whole next day paying the price. And that was back when I had my own office.
One day one of my supervisors who will remain nameless for obvious reasons walked into my office very early in the morning, that was my secret, coming in early to do work before everyone else came in, and she said, "it smells like Indian food in here, are you eating Indian food for breakfast?" To which I replied, "I had Indian food yesterday". She didn't bother coming back in my office for the rest of the day.