This is the story we heard this weekend while we were out having breakfast:
"One day Fiona took me into her closet and closed the door and she told me all the swears she has learned at school.
She said, "you want to hear the swears I know?"
"And of course I said yes because I wanted to see if she really knew some swear words."
"Ok, here goes, Don't tell anyone. Shat, Damn, Hell. Garshdarnit. Shoot."
GARSHDARNIT. We screamed laughing, it was the funniest thing we had heard for a really long time!