That's right, we made it through another holiday season and school starts tomorrow. We had a lot going on and a lot of small accomplishments but most of all we managed to have a great time and still came out at the end of things loving each other and caring about something other than ourselves
With all the shit out there in the world, yes, I used the word shit, it gets harder and harder to focus on buying stuff and wrapping it up and covering it in tape and ribbons and giving it away. Bombs going off, guns being used in anger, road rage, terrorism, and the list goes on. Do I need another spaghetti server? Does my mom really need a gift card to Subway? And who gave me a bottle of Bourbon? I know of a lady who took her whole family to the Dominican Republic and posted pictures of bikinis, beaches and sunburns and it looked so much better than the gift giving frenzy. I wonder if her kids were laying in the sun sipping smoothies and saying, "I wish I could go home and play with my DS!"
To begin with the weather was crazy, it was humid and 75 degrees for what felt like 2 whole weeks. So the sleds that I carefully selected on Amazon were put in the garage for another day. And one kid got a kitten which caused the other kid to burst into tears. So Santa screwed that all up. Nothing is worse than having a child burst into tears on Christmas day unless its a child bursting into tears on her sister's birthday. Clearly you can see a pattern. I'm not saying my kids are spoiled rotten but if I had done that when I was 8 I might have gotten smacked. I'm certainly not spoiled but I can tell you that when I want something, I get it. I had to wait 47 years but I get what I want.
I have to interject here that the worst commercial this holiday season was one of the hundreds showing kids all on electronic devices and their parents too and everyone is sitting around with their electronic devices and not talking to each other. No one in my family got an electronic device unless you include the lava lamp. But we did go to a party where some videos were made and someone said they were going to post the videos on Snapchat and Instagram so I had to contact all the parties included to request that none of the videos ever appear on Snapchat or Instagram. And I wonder, is this what I have to do now? Wear facemasks and Halloween gear so that if we are posted on someone's Snapchat or Instagram we are not recognizable? Or do I have to ask before arriving, "will there be any 8 to 17 year olds making videos of my kids and posting them on social media?" And then I have to filter through declining and accepting which parties will be Social Media free? And so in true Kim fashion, I thumbed my nose at the electronics industry and branched out and bought books for my kids. Yup, pages, words, stories, imagination.
Since a lot happened this holiday season, I'll have to continue this later. Tomorrow I'll write about Gabe the Builder.